I love telling people spoilers about The Picture of Dorian Gray.
Never gets old.
Why does Wally always wear a stripey shirt?
Because he doesn't want to be spotted.
What's the difference between Romeo and Juliet and COVID-19?
One's a coronavirus and the other's a Verona crisis.
Who was JRR Tolkien's favourite singer?
Elvish Presley
"Your diary is really good," said his wife.
"My thoughts exactly," replied Samuel Pepys.


